Thursday, January 31, 2008
Why Men are happier people!
WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:
Men Are Just Happier People--
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
*Your last name stays put.
*Wedding plans take care of themselves.
*Chocolate is just another snack.
*You can never be pregnant.
*You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
*You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
*Car mechanics tell you the truth.
*You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
*Same work, more pay.
*Wrinkles add character.
*Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
*People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
*One mood all the time.
*Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
*A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
*You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
*If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
*Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
*Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
*The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
*You only have to shave your face and neck.
*One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.
*You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
*You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.
*You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
*You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier.
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Posted by Anonomous at 3:30 PM